obscuredly:

deenzih:

calibraptor:

guy:

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

Holy shit a two headed reindeer

"two headed reindeer"

I’m still can’t figure out the second to last one

(Source: guy)

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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billionaired:

London Penthouse.

billionaired:

London Penthouse.

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dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up

dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up

(via rnarshmallows)

158,547 notes

vinebox:

IM WEAK

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awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

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Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

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210 Plays

weekendplaylist:

apartment (in the open) // young the giant x

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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via greatfatsby)

230,697 notes

My longest relationship just ended. I feel like all I did was use you.

My longest relationship just ended. I feel like all I did was use you.

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2,741 Plays

unwindthethreads:

A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton

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20,483 Plays

ontheclearestofnights:

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) || The Proclaimers

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