Bum Stat

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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novium:

that lil bitch

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death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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harlequinjade:

I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words 

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Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

avenging-hiddles-heroine:

samsamtastic:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

Chris (6’ 0½”)

…

problem solved

screaming

He’s holding his fucking Iron Man lunchbox in that picture too and I am done.

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gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

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daily-sports:

Since you guys liked our jerseys so much, we took a team photo with matching socks

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official-nhl:

Malkin wanted us to say hi for him to all of you, so here you go.

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